10 Tips to Being Super Lazy

10 Tips to Being Super Lazy.

1. Whenever possible, Drive! Only losers take the bus to work.

2. Get a Dishwasher. I just got a Dishwasher and it's magical. After the dishes are washed, I just leave em in there. All you ever have to do is load it up.

3. Throw stuff out. Don't horde. If you have nothing, there's nothing to organize or clean.

4. Order Pizza or Chinese. You can never get sick of Pizza. Why cook when you can pay people to do it for you? Tip: Eat out of the boxes. You don't need extra dishes to wash.

5. Get a bar fridge. Put them everywhere so you don't have to leave the couch or computer ever except to pee.

6. Cut down on showering and shaving. You don't have to shower everyday. BO is natural and chicks dig it. Goatees are still in. If people at the office complain, just say you went to the gym.

7. Get someone to do your job for you. Have a project or report due? No problem, just outsource it to those hardworking folks in India or China. They'll do it for cheap and their English is getting better everyday.

8. Get a maid. You won't have to do anything ever again. Kids these days will do anything for some extra pocket money.

9. Get your own Washer and Dryer. Nothing beats having your own Washer and Dryer. When you're done, you can just leave the clothes in the dryer and take em out when you need to. Nobody needs hangers or even a closet.

10. The last but most important tip of all, don't leave the house ever. If your buddies call and want to go somewhere, just say you have to spent time with the wife and kids or girlfriend. Make up ANY excuse.